Vicky Tori Ah!

do-not-just-see-observe:

makeoutstation:

makeoutstation:

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

M

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the-blog-where-it-happened:

surlydruid:

wellingtonofthejungle:

helloeriiiiic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –

Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.

Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!

Dumbledore:

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Originally posted by 106th

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

Originally posted by everythingstarstuff

I am heartbroken that I was denied the grand oprah finale due to tumblrs community guidelines

I thought it was on purpose because Hagrid didn’t want anyone know where the dog came from and Dumbledore respected it.

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dare-i-say-asexual:

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

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castielcampbell:

eaglamon:

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day

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larkiaquail:

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

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